...Except for this one time:
If you love me PLEASE watch this video and TRY to make it to the end.
If you have any questions, write them down and we'll discuss them during class in the morning.
I Never Ask Anything Of You...
I Ain't the One to Gossip.....
There’s nothing juicer than some good ol office gossip. And you know it’s juicy when the person who’s telling it lowers their voice and starts off with “giiiiiirrrrl” or “don’t say nuffin but…”. Now you all know I work with some crazy ass people and stuff always be going on here. Well the other day two of the “elder” ladies in my office filled me in what’s really good in the hood and I just thought I’d share….because I can’t keep nathin!
Word has it that one of the judges here (a female) has been making advances of the sexual nature towards one of my former co-workers (who’s also a female, married, with 2 kids). This judge is like AFTER her! But now it all makes sense because this woman used to go to my church and you never saw her with any man nor has she been married. Hmmmm.
Next up Mr. Spongebob Crazy Pants in my office (dude who stood on his chair flipping the office the bird) tried to flirt with me the other day. Talkin bout “Tell your husband you got another husband and I’ma move in and pay all your bills”. Negro Please! Don’t nobody want your Martin Lawrence crazy deranged ass but your wife that you won’t acknowledge!
Moving right along to the timekeeper cheating ring that’s been going on in the office. Apparently some people are coming in at 8am and signing in at 6am. And the timekeeper has been falsifying the time cards (adding on credit hours or not subtracting leave taken). They took her timekeeping privileges away from her for a while because they caught her cheating. And if they don’t like you they purposely mess up your time to get you in trouble. Two things you don’t do here, mess with a person’s leave and mess with a person’s money! I used to be a timekeeper and things can get REAL ugly Real quick.
And last but not least one of the girls in my office is dating a guy that works here (whom I went to high school with). Well they’ve been trying to keep the relationship a secret because she doesn’t want my supervisor to know her personal business and put her on blast (I work with some messy females). Plus according to one of the analysts here, who was joking around with this dude one day and had no idea they were dating, said that after the girl saw them joking around she got a huge file and assigned it to the analyst to work, just because she was joking around with her man (who ain't even cute!). Just messy.
They really are doing too much here. The book is coming sometime around 2010 so please be on the lookout. So do you all have any juicy scuttle buck going on at your place of employment?
Confession Wednesday
Since I've released a big load off of my shoulders by telling most of you what I really think of you, we can continue in that candid frame of mind to kick off Confession Wednesday.
I like this song:
And I don't care what none of ya'll say!
Oh, and I'm still mad that only Ballerhappygirl was the only person to be considerate enough to threaten me with bodily harm about yesterday's post.
Thank you, girl. One love.
Listen Up And Listen Up Good
I am SICK of all of this sniggling and underhanded behavior behind closed doors.
If you've got a problem, say that shit and stop with all the damn games!
GG - Are you Jamaican or what? You need to stop faking the funk. Shyt, Shabba Ranks don't know you!
JR & KJ - Y'all need to get some new damn names. I stay mixing your asses up!
D.A. - You need to start taking some of that advice you're always giving out!
TSA - You ain't t he first chick to get a man, okay?!!
Fab Chick - We all you you pose as a student to steal pamphlets from the health clinic.
Twizzy - Ain't nobody that cheery all the damn time!
Jada - Take your sanging ass to the Apollo!
Ballerhappygirl - We get it! You work out!
INR - If slowness was a job, you'd be promoted every day.
Miss Parker - You and Diddy need to go ahead and get your adultery on already!
NR - Do you ever keep your ass at home?
Diddy - You WISH you looked like Ray Nagin.
Goli - If I ever found out you dated billy goats, I wouldn't be surprised.
Top 5
Top 5...
Ugly Singing Groups That Can Get It On General Principle
1. Silk
Although their breakout single, "Freak Me (Lick You Up and Down) made me give them the cold side eye at the ripe age of 10, they had some good songs despite their unfortunate looks.
2. Dru Hill 
Sisqo had to put up with some ugly in this singing group in order to make it work. Dru Hill was really talented and had two great albums, so with that and the Sisqo connection the other members of Dru Hill are qualified to get it.
3. Shai
Even Garfield, the lyte skinned guy with the curly hair couldn't save this group from ugly status. I swear one of the guys in that group had to be a grand uncle of somebody in that group. He looked older than my daddy. Anyway, although they were collectively uncute, those boys could sing and they sung best in acapulco.
4. Blackstreet
Although they looked like car mechanics with a singing hustle on the side, Blackstreet was very talented and put out great albums, so they're cool with my love below.
5. Tony, Toni, Tone
Yeah, I heard that Raphael may be teh geigh, but he wanted to experiment on any lady parts, he could get it just on the good mood "Just Me and You" puts me in every time I hear it. Oh, and his brother and cousin too.
Top 5...
Ugly Singing Groups Who Could Not Get It Even During A Druken Orgy
1. Guy
Teddy Riley's other group Blackstreet could get it, but his first group Guy just spooks the hell out of me. I can just hear Aaron Hall's loud ass yelling out commands waking up the whole damn neighborhood.
And Damion Hall's face is spooking the hell out of me.
2. 112
These scrawny young men aren't exceptionally unattractive, but I'm just horrified at the prospect of being stabbed to death by an elbow.
3. Public Announcement
These negroes hung out with R. Kelly back in his early days. You know they had seen/joined in on a lot of ugly/freaky stuff. A pisser's co-signers can't ever get it.
4. Soul 4 Real
I'm black, so I know it's culturally insensitive to refer to any black person as a primate, but those were some monkey ass looking brothers.
5. Troop 
Those dudes had some BIG ASS heads, especially the lead singer. They'll go down and crush your pelvis. They could sing, but a girl has to think about her reproductive future.
Sacrifice Me Upon Your Altar!
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really excited for this because we know that they've got SOOOOO much to say!
Destiny's Child Is Back!
What are you excited to hear from Destiny's Child this time around?!!
I want to hear a "Cater 2 U Part II" where the girls sing about the nuanced manner of how they'd perform fellatio on their significant other because they brought them a skort set from Citi Trends.
PLUS
Beyonce Knowles is gearing up to release her 3rd solo album entitled “Virtuoso Intellect” on November 18th. The first single should be coming to iTunes on September 12th to set the album up. Pharrell Williams, Kanye West & The-Dream are among those who produced tracks on the album. [The Life Files]
If Beyonce and the Nem's won't take their ball and go home, I may as well jump on the stanwagon and find out what I've been missing out all along.
gO bEE GUrL U d@ BeS$! Sh@kE deM hATTA$ 0ff! Ur s000 byOOTifEEL @n f1@w1e$$! d@+ b1sH ReiNNha thANk d@+ shE bEE d@ be$$ bUTT U bEe d@ bE$ 6ur1!
Destiny's Child Is Back!
Former DESTINY'S CHILD star KELLY ROWLAND has hinted the girl band plans to record new material for a comeback tour.
Rowland has previously revealed the trio will make a stage a comeback next year (09).
And now Rowland claims her former bandmates, Beyonce Knowles and Michelle Williams, are keen to produce some new tracks.
She says, "We're so looking forward to working with each again and we just need to find a time in our diaries when we can get into the studio together."
The trio split up in 2005, with Rowland, Williams and Knowles all going on to forge successful solo careers. [Contact Music]
What are you excited to hear from Destiny's Child this time around?!!
I want to hear a "Cater 2 U Part II" where the girls sing about the nuanced manner of how they'd perform fellatio on their significant other because they brought them a skort set from Citi Trends.
PLUS
Beyonce Knowles is gearing up to release her 3rd solo album entitled “Virtuoso Intellect” on November 18th. The first single should be coming to iTunes on September 12th to set the album up. Pharrell Williams, Kanye West & The-Dream are among those who produced tracks on the album. [The Life Files]
If Beyonce and the Nem's won't take their ball and go home, I may as well jump on the stanwagon and find out what I've been missing out all along.
gO bEE GUrL U d@ BeS$! Sh@kE deM hATTA$ 0ff! Ur s000 byOOTifEEL @n f1@w1e$$! d@+ b1sH ReiNNha thANk d@+ shE bEE d@ be$$ bUTT U bEe d@ bE$ 6ur1!
Chocolate Adonis
TMZ can go to hell,* because THIS:
A Socialite's Life
CAN NEVA DO WRONG! OKAY?!
I'm feening! At first, all I wanted to do was rub my face on his lumberjack beard, now, doing that and suckling his teet of awesomeness is my ultimate goal in life.
*WTF Ja Rule?! I'm saying...
